Fast Times

LIL' PEA
back in her old stomping ground. she has few requests and they are essentially the following
1. an artichoke
2. a shot of bernini
3. plenty of walking and constant re-affirmations her butt is rock hard
she GNawed and GNarled her way to rome, in spite of the fact that there were strikes, no flights and 20 inches of snow.
a barrel of champagne awaited her. alas no funnel was required to pour it down my gullet. memory loss ensued...