Fast Times

HARMONY!!!!!!!!!!

Oh dear. been stuck all day with the moniker HARMONY. I was so flapping bored, grumpy, annoyed, aggravated (you get the gist) that i did a string of ``which character in buffy are you'' tests

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harmony, for those not in the know, is a very unfortunate character in BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

she served today as an inadvertent muse to OATS all day, inspiring the rhyming a cappella version of the following, sung to the tune of the Bee Gees' Tragedy. listen, it's the only cheap laugh i got all day.

harmony!
when your hair is bad and your boyfriend's mad, you're harmony!
when the slayer's dead and you've got no bed, you're harmony!
you live in a crypt, you're going to be gypped,
you're harmony!

when you lose control and you've got no soul, you're harmony!
when you're staked in the heart, don't know where to start, you'
re harmony!

when the feeling's gone and you can't go on, you're harmony!
when the sun comes up, you'll shrivel up, you're haaarrrmmoooonn
nnyyyyyyyyyyyy

and just when i thought she had stopped:

YOU'VE GOT BUMPS ON YOUR HEAD, YOU'RE ONE OF THE UNDEAD, YOU'RE
HARMONY!