Fast Times

TOP FIVE QUOTES WHILE DRUNK

1. I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. (sir winston)
2. All the passions are extinguished with old age. Self-love never dies.(american Proverb)
3.Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay. (robert frost)
4. I'm an alcholic
I'm a drug addict.
I'm homosexual.
I'm a genius.(capote)
5. We have met too late, Mr. Yeats, and you are too old be influenced by me. (joyce on yeat's 40th bday)

more to ensue...