Fast Times

the unbearable lightness of frap, take 1
z: ``i can't believe you said that! i told you not to tell
anyone.''
f: er. ``what?'' (deer-in-headlights-eyed)
z: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
f: ``gao?''

the unbearable lightness of frap, take 2
f: hello x, z fancies you.
z: (mortified) um, darling, come over here.
f: (doe eyed steps aside.)
z: um, that was what i call, a SECRET.
f: what?? i'm doing you a favor.
z: i told you not to tell anyone.
f: did you?? i forgot. i'm sorry. you know how i am.
p: f!!
f: what???
z (sigh) oh poopy.

Any resemblance to real personages is, of course, entirely incidental.