dog stew please
ok. am pegging it on a train back from florence.
am not in the best of moods.
a/ i dislike florence
b/ am fed up of central bankers ruining my weekend so they can have an all-expenses paid sejour in italy and waste my time
...and just as i thought i could kick back and enjoy my first-class return to ROME, am stuck with a YAPPY DOG that won't shut up.
right now am thinking of MAUDE (what tenderness...for that tube of love sitting at home for the past 36 hours alone and SILENT, waiting for her devoted mommy.) and then i look at this ugly YAPPY dog next to me and its equally repugnant paris-hilton-esque and say: ``ever tried dog stew? it's a korean delicacy...it's DELISH...''
the appalled owner flees, tripping up on her heels, to the carriage on the other side of the train. her yappy dog has not been seen or heard since.
7 comments:
Love it!
But -- how can you dislike Florence?!
overweight and out of date.
THRONGS of tourists and these florentines are CONCEITED...
not my cup of tea.....
It is traditional for English people to love Florence, after generations of us imbibing EM Forster's vision.
We are all, at heart, the Reverend Beebe (much as I might want to be Freddy Honeychurch).
Florence is so beautiful that everybody who's there sooner or later wants to go away, no surprise, even that silent Florence-born LBS eurocrat must have felt this way.
No doubt I'd often like to go away too...
can we get passed florence and focus on the very substance of this entry- that Totty made a Paris Hilton (aka Stupid Spoilt Whore) wanna-be flee? is it true that Paris Hilton's dogs keep committing suicide and she always has to buy a new one?
it wouldn't surprise me. i would commit the hari kiri if i were a mutt.
the latest paris tried is yoga for the dog... stop it having bad dreams apparently!!
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