06 September, 2007

jackson hole



no. not a porn.
but a place. a real knockout. in wyoming.
here are snippet's from patty's time in cowboy country (she is a city girl..):

``It was a little freaky to be out in the woods at times. For instance, I could hear COYOTES howling in the middle of the night, just like in the movies. Last night they were especially loud and according to the bellboy two groups were talking to each other. All I know is at times they sounded like they were right outside my cottage door and I was a bit scared. It was also kind of cool, I admit, being a lover of horror movies.

Also there was the bear thing. There are signs posted all over the resort asking you not to feed them and to watch out for them. Watch out for bears!?! TK, the host of the program I produce, says he was walking home late the other night in the pitch blackness, and he SMELLED WET FUR. Now it could have been a moose or an elk, but TK seemed obsessed on this trip with bears and how they are killers. He was totally spooking me. I didn’t see any bears but was told today they had to “put one down” three days ago because he kept going into the campsites and garbage.

TK solemnly said to me, you know they can kill you with one swipe of a paw?

Er yeah, thanks for that TK and can you please walk me back to my room. I will feed you to any grizzly that pops out at us.''

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