tots do rome

7:03 pm. tots arrive in via aldo manuzio. 2 tots. 2 bags
7:05 pm. one tot accompanies local tot to the wine shop
8:15 pm. three bottles of wine consumed
9:30 pm. visit to local dive
11:00pm. royally sloshed
3:04 am. all bets are off. there is a random nigerian with us.
4:10 am tot v about to delve into dangerous BL territory
4:11 am tot a disappears. wink wink. nudge nudge
4:12 am tot f dancing with stripper
6:00 am totter home. swing by local dive. mutter nonsense.
7:00 am two tots swing half a bottle of gin. for the road out
1:03 pm tot a returns. sheepishly. brought cakes