averting amsterdam, our way

o: so it's amazing?
f: yes it is. it requires work. all their stuff kind of does. and
i drifted off into something else cause i was getting
amsterdammy.
o: oh boy. the amsterdamminess of it all. pal. it's good that we're
hanging with naps tomorrow, she's like an amsterdam antidote.
f: I KNOW pal. that's why i didn't want us both in country ALONE
this weekend.
o: GOOD FUKING POINT. oh my god. just had vision of us two, found
weeks later, one still swinging from the rafters, the other with
dried up foam at the mouth. suicide by amsterdam. alone in the
country
f: me wandering off into the woods to hang myself. you're
sprawled somewhere else.
o: no no, i would hang myself. you would be the frothy one
f: ufff.. as long as i get to leave a note saying wipe off the drool.

o:
`to whom it may concern, thank you for finding our rotting OMC
corpses. we would like to apologize in advance for the
inconvenience and leave a small compensation to cover the cost of
cleaning us up and ensuring we are gorgeous once the vultures arrive.
please wipe off any residual froth. and make sure any rope burns
are covered up. also, make sure turn off the ipod - emily, elliot
t and thom are likely hoarse by now. farewell, cruel world,
hello rejkjavik. X O X O ''

f: pal... erm.. are we a bit morbid?
o: is it morbid if you're cheered by thoughts of your death and the
death of your loved one? umm
f: not just cheered but positively giddy with the chuckles
o'houlihan
o: yeah, we're morbid