maude's hysterical pregnancies
well. well. after another display of alpha tendencies i decide enough is enough and take maude to the vet..........describe to her the old rubber chicken symptoms. and errrrrr..yup. maude has feigned two pseudo pregnancies (both a month/two months after being on the rag). apparently she is defending her fictious pups to the death and is errrrr lactating. so she needs to get knocked up at the next round and then be sterilized or risk contracting tit cancer.
oh dear. women......
5 comments:
Good God!
What have you been doing to her all these months?!
SHE has been shagging the stuffed bull dog. which is now her child apparently. all this is actually very common in bitches (disrespect intended). a boy would have been a whole less trouble. leg up.
boys are always less trouble. but also less fun...
Speak for yourself, matey!
I had a hysterical pregancy in Edinburgh. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
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