love song to kevin smith

as zach and miri make a porno is poised to hit screens.
i feel it my humble duty to no one but myself to declare my love
for the short, fat and bush-wielding New Jersey native and his
love hymns to his home state.
i love his crass humor, because it underlines all the more the vein of sweetness
that underlines all his films. sweetness. and romance. and pathos. and nostalgia.
i love silent bob and will never get bored watching him or hearing his pearls of wisdom, so sparingly given.