Fast Times

One act play
miscommunication

t. so I felt keener was rather frumpy in capote. she is losing her
touch. watching jack and rose.
f. what? She is no frump. miss you? too much.
t. [huh?] what you up to? I'm going dragonboating.
f. [surely, huh?] heading to beach. shall I leave shoes with lisa to take back to london? ck forever.
t. [what shoes, who cares] er, ok. what about 40-year-old virgin, I mean
f. where are you now? miss pal...
t. [not like you] who the fk is lola
f. hush
t. don't hush me.
f. you don't sound like z.
t. it's tom you idiot. don't you know my number by now.

author: the reverend toko loco based on real transcripts of real text conversations.