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Q: "I have a one-year-old unspayed female mini dachsund who constantly humps my arm!
A: "This is a dominance issue. Not a sexual issue. She is trying to tell you that she is above you in the pack. It is not a good thing. You need to grab her by the knap of the neck and look her in the eyes and say no. The mother dog would do this by taking her by the knap of the neck. also, do not let her on the bed or couch with you. she has to stay on the floor. She is saying she does not respect you in dog language."

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