reporting totty-style
scene: asia's absurdest capital
person: yours truly, dressed as a hippy dippy hungarian milk maid
object of her attention: imf managing director
background: thai minister cancels his speech, bolts from the building.
f trots tottily over (in spanish)
OI. don't you find it a bit *STRANGE* that you are here giving closing remarks and totally failing to acknowledge the fact that there has been a military coup?
r: er
f: yes? so? hello? can i have a reaction please?
r: errrrrrr
f: TALK!
r TALKS
the end
2 comments:
I love your hippy-dippy-hungarian-milkmaid-lesbian-lunching-top. Was your hair in plaits as well? Hope so.
no totty it wasn't. but that was the general jist..........straight boys love it too, strangely enough. most unsettling
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