09 October, 2006

what does a hag do when she loses her fag?

i had some disturbing news yesterday and at the risk of going all carrie bradshaw on you, i ask you, what DOES one do?

4 comments:

bogart said...

stop being a hag or find another fag..
or do as albeo .. become a lesbag!!

Anonymous said...

You go to the disco and find a replacement.

Lady V said...

Bogart. We think alike. Was just about to suggest exactly the same thing! Am six minutes after you... damn you, you always get there first....

FKJ said...

ok fine. new motto.
a/ no more anne heches. find a portia
b/ keep my fags close but my lesbags closer
c/ double my disco outings and screen possible fags
d/ go to australia and bring miiiiiichael back when all the above FAIL