01 October, 2009

epi alert



Persistence reaps its rewards.
if you bug someone long and hard enough, sooner or later you will get your way. it's certainly true in the case of a Ms. Hyman, who finally fulfilled a life-long dream to own her very own epi pen. Her Italian doctor, sensibly, had refused to prescribe her the adrenaline shot, knowing that his insistently allergic and vaguely hypocondriac patient is, how can i put this, prone to exageration and could forseably pull an uma-thurman-in-pulp-fiction stunt in the grips of an imaginary anaphylactic shock. However, a doctor in California, handed her over the weapon of mass vascular constriction. She is beside herself with glee and plans to carry her pocket sized medical device with her at all times. Friends, let's keep an eye on the little one. All bets are off.

4 comments:

Tom said...

Can i get a hit?

MicNic said...

OMG this is going to be one hell of a party trick.
You know what happened last time I took a friends meds.....

Jasmine said...

i'm getting two. one for daily comfort and one for the tuscan wasps.and micnic, there's a special surprise for you. the u.s. in recession years is like mexico now in terms of what they'll sell you.

MicNic said...

YAY!