fuking fukk fukkkkk it

ok. i'm fuking ILL. i'm groggy. all i want is to be cosy, under my duvet, with maude and a FILM and maybe SOME TEA. is that too much to ask. i don't think so. but these fuking italians and their fuking mania to DUB everything have fuked me over yet again. is this 1943, when dubbing was common practice? NO. do you get the english-speaking population TODAY, 2006, BUTCHERING italian films a la gattopardo). NO. not anymore! we've grown, evolved. we WANT to watch things in the original language as INTENDED. to get the depth, the nuance, and hell maybe we can even stretch ourselves and learn a language or two. but no. DVDs, the wonder of modern technology,TODAY offer alternatives. mandarin with polish subtitles. hoorah!.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. not here. not in the capital of dubitopolis. here it's dubbing central. here they have the NERVE to DUB almodovar and not even offer you the option of watching it in spanish. would that have been TOO MUCH FUKING TROUBLE. not asking you to subtitle fuking mongolian. this is not any old vintage almodovar, it's the latest film. am shocked. appalled. and convinced that everything that is WRONG with this country is linked to the DUBBING issue. that needs to be addressed as a matter of state urgency. i don't want to hear any more talk about the roman bloody empire or the renaissance. dubbing is barbaric. italians are barbaric. your films SUCKKKKKKKKKKKK. why? because you're too fuking busy DUBBING everything to put out a decent film of your own (exceptions don't count). visconti is turning in his grave. and spits in your face at the travesty of it. you succccccccccck. suuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccck. (sound of wailing).

end of rant.

where are my pills


england prevails
(correction: when it comes to non-dubbing)