I'm so pleased I wasn't in the British Library when I opened that. You just made an old barren spinster very happy...
Oh dear, surely it's not right to be sitting at home on a Wednesday night lusting after poledancing supermodels, drinking a cheap bottle of chianti and working my way through yet another packet of 10 Marlboro lights. So very wrong.
Right. Camomile tea and Book at Bedtime on Radio 4. That's where I'm going. Enough of this nonsense. Yah.
--I have been with you every day of my life. Tell me you know that. -- Yes, I know it. --You must also know that I shall be with you every day that is granted to me from now on. Every evening I shall sit down to dine with you. Not with my body, which is of no importance, but with my soul. Because this evening I have learned, my dear, that in this beautiful world of ours, all things are possible.
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I'm so pleased I wasn't in the British Library when I opened that. You just made an old barren spinster very happy...
Oh dear, surely it's not right to be sitting at home on a Wednesday night lusting after poledancing supermodels, drinking a cheap bottle of chianti and working my way through yet another packet of 10 Marlboro lights. So very wrong.
Right. Camomile tea and Book at Bedtime on Radio 4. That's where I'm going. Enough of this nonsense. Yah.
you've just fell head first into a pool of ashes/chianti sludge didn't you.
that's my totty
doing the same but swap ashes/chianti with maude/wet kleenex
This is hot too.... ummmm a different kinda hot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5pYWbv2Vfo
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