Italy Will Make World Crap Crisis Theme of Its G-8 Presidency
By Flavia Krause-Jackson June 4 (Bloomberg) -- Italy will make tackling world faeces surpluses and malfunctioning toilets central to its presidency of the Group of Eight industrial nations next year. ``Naples trash yesterday, Rome's loos today,'' Silvio Berlusconi, Italy's prime minister, told Bloomberg News today at the World Crap Summit in Rome organized by the United Nations Food and Excrement Organization. Italy will take over from Japan the rotating leadership of the group of industrialized nations, a role that sets the agenda for discussions among the leaders of the U.S., U.K., Canada, France, Germany, Japan, Italy and Russia. (and Cana-DUH) Delegates at the three-day meeting, including more than 30 heads of state, have gathered to discuss the causes of a two-year gunk travesty and seek ways to keep toilets flushing, to prevent swelling the ranks of the world's more than 800 million constipated people.
--I have been with you every day of my life. Tell me you know that. -- Yes, I know it. --You must also know that I shall be with you every day that is granted to me from now on. Every evening I shall sit down to dine with you. Not with my body, which is of no importance, but with my soul. Because this evening I have learned, my dear, that in this beautiful world of ours, all things are possible.
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There's a smell in here that will outlast religion
Code brown. I repeat CODE BROWN!
Italy Will Make World Crap Crisis Theme of Its G-8 Presidency
By Flavia Krause-Jackson
June 4 (Bloomberg) -- Italy will make tackling world faeces
surpluses and malfunctioning toilets central to its presidency of the Group of Eight industrial nations next year.
``Naples trash yesterday, Rome's loos today,'' Silvio Berlusconi, Italy's prime minister, told Bloomberg News today at the World Crap Summit in Rome organized by the United Nations Food and Excrement Organization.
Italy will take over from Japan the rotating leadership of
the group of industrialized nations, a role that sets the agenda for discussions among the leaders of the U.S., U.K., Canada,
France, Germany, Japan, Italy and Russia. (and Cana-DUH)
Delegates at the three-day meeting, including more than 30
heads of state, have gathered to discuss the causes of a two-year
gunk travesty and seek ways to keep toilets flushing, to prevent swelling the ranks of the world's more than 800 million constipated people.
Hey, I forgot. Is it front to back or back to front?
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