musical beds in the city that never sleeps
looking ahead to NY ...
z: think i will redeem hilton points and get 2 free nites there
f: perfect. i love freebies!
z: pffft. no nonsmoking rooms.
f: FAB. i smoke...as you know. puff puff!!
z: pft
f: you COULD of course get lucky and wind up sleeping elsewhere...i don't mind..
z: i want you to get lucky so i can have bed to myself.
f: er. well that's not very nice is it
z: listen. the rule is if i get lucky and want room, we find you alternate accomodations. if u get lucky, you have to go tramp yourself to whomever's flat. and i still get bed. deal? cool.
f: am disgusted. how squallid. and sordid. and
z: oh zip it
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Musical chairs to a higher frappy level.. isn't it??
Weren't you supposed to look after pfrap flat??
yes well. i will. but that is after she goes off on her honeymoon. which leaves me at a loose end for 2 nights when i arrive. and frankly would rather not have to pimp myself out.
then again. desperate times......
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