THAT voice, oh my, THAT voice

CLICK HERE TO HEAR IT, oh jesus mary and joseph!


``Grief, when it comes, is nothing we expect it to be....''

in the meantime, in NY, p frap is setting aside her marriage plans and working her own magic...

P: so listen, we are GOING. regardless of whether we pay or not.
but NOT paying is better. ha (fyi tickets are a TAD on the pricey side)
f: DAMN STRAIGHT

frap quiz
when the shi** hits then fan. what do fraps do?
1. dive into the muck FULL THROTTLE
2. dodge the flying turds
3. calm and collectedly rationalize on how to end the IMPENDING crapfest
P: 3 now, used to be 1
F: IT'S STILL 1 PAL!!!
P: yeah i spose. frap--you, me and Vanessa. MAGIC!


PROJECTING OURSELVES IN THE FUTURE, the two fraps imagine themselves at the theatre.

One-Act Play--called "The Wedding Day Surprise"

Judge: Do you P, take this man...
F interrupts: Excuse me, P? We got those tickets but the
curtain comes up in 20 minutes! (faints)

P hands her bouquet to the judge, picks F up in her arms:

P: Honey, we'll be back in 95 minutes...there's no
intermission!


f: pal. i may seriously pass out again
p: UH HUH
f: pal, i can't bear it
p: yeah alright
f: pal, it's too much

Still another one act play:

P: So did you want to see Vanessa...
F: Don't say that name! I'll faint!

faints

p: pipe down woman!