busy at work

one-act play

O: WHAT so now bette is fluent in signlanguage errrrrrrrr
f: and so is the KID. apparently
we have to bear in mind THOUGH
WEEKS have gone by and BETTE is an
overachieving alpha female
O: well. i suPPOSE. hmph.
f: and TINA has changed her TUNE
O: TINA is a fool
f: where is CATHERINE?
o: not on screen, thank god
oh wait there's helena, i'm sure catherine is coming soon
f: oh goodie
O: i didn't mean literally
f: uf

o: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DEVIATION! TRANSFORMATION!
f: Moooooooooother NATURE. i know. i had to do a double take.
o: BWAHAHAHAHAHAH can't believe it's BACK to haunt us!
PAAAAAAAALPITATION!
DEEEEEEEEEEVIATION!

** breakingnews and boredom interrupted the running commentary **

O: rEEEEEEEEEEEEEtardation!

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