Fast Times

VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY UPSETTING NEWS - have been festering on this for a while and no one seems to share my anguish, shock and concern. so here i go.

CK (better known by those in the know as the fictitious love of my life, after kong) and Ellen Page have signed on to star in the drama, An American Crime for First Look Studios.

The movie is the true story of Sylvia Likens, a 16-year-old girl who died in 1965 while under the care of a woman named Gertrude Baniszewski. The Hollywood Reporter adds she put Sylvia through an ordeal that included beatings in the guise of discipline, burnings with cigarettes and matches and scalding hot baths, among other tortures. Encouraging a Lord of the Flies-type cult, Baniszewski involved her own children and children from her Indianapolis neighborhood in the punishments.

Keener is playing Baniszewski, while Page plays Likens; Tommy O'Haver has written the script and will direct An American Crime. blah blah. OKSO.

erm... baniszewski



er... keener



readers. am horrified.

O: `` ck is starting to play some rather frumpy-looking characters.''
f: &&*^*%&%*^(&&*(&*(^*&%*^%&%^

thanks oats for reminding me of this:


a few days later........SOMEONE thought to bring up 40-year-old virgin

f: er. ok. how did the granny thing come up?
o: dunno, but you KEPT THAT FROM ME. she IS playing frumpy parts
f: SHE IS HOT IN THAT MOVIE.
o: she's a GRANNY?????????????????????? pal. you are LOSING it. get a fuking grip
f: SHE IS NOT A GRANNY. she's young
o: geriatric!