beach bunnies
hoorah. summer has officially begun. first day of the beach. nothing but a towel. some sliced watermelon that soon turned TEPID. a comic (that was read) a book that stayed firmly shut. lots of unsightly bodies strutting about. 4 hours later...
result:
oats: colouring unchanged. poised and dignified.
flav: lobster red and lets face it rather giddy and looking a bit spastic/retarded
OMC
ahem. 
8 comments:
Lobster red? You are clearly English.
If you recall, last summer I managed to get sunburnt at the beach despite spending the entire day under the umbrella while fully clothed.
i ALSO found out, via a letter hand delivered, that i am in fact also an IRISH citizen. so clearly the pale skin is a resilient and stubborn gene..all but drowning that pitiful italian quarter...oh well...
yes your sunburn and your bleak house endeared me to you enormously old thing..
Perhaps you've collected citizenships of every country beginning with "I". Still to get, let's see, Iran, Iraq... um, maybe this isn't such a good game.
Am still feeling guilty that I didn't have the last Bleak House dvd with me. Have you seen it yet?
`colouring unchanged' my ass. quit with the libellous claims, krause.
guess who was quite pink after our all-but-unprotected day at the beach. must have been the fault of the grilled cocomero
am failing to notice any difference pal. got to tell you...
Why does it look like you have helmet tan?
shut uppp.! I want cocomero too. I want scooter trips to Ostia. Did you get your titts out again?
only do that when you're around tots...
for that tittyfuk you're so fond of in the water.
no point otherwise really.
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