malta!
f: It's a dump
well uh uh. no it isn't
and you know i hate to be proven wrong
best caravaggio: TICK!
Skinny dip in the local fjords: tick!
local wine: tick tick tick. excellent
food: not bad at all
arias sung out of tune in company of personal opera conductor: just the one
prehistoric sites to rival stone henge: two
local hallucinogenics: am sure there are more than a handful
wild rockets pissed on by rabid dogs: many
cultah: holds its own
local eccentrics: the entire population
socks n sandals colonial brit tourists: well........
lady v's half sisters: NONE
2 comments:
ADORE Caravaggio - bottles of red, cherubic boys, grapes....
LOVE out of tune arias (see above)
Look out for the Lady V Brothers (but remember, bad gene pool, pitpony-esque at best, at the worst, well, you've seen it all....)
I just CANNOT believe we have arrived to this. Decanting Malta.
Honestly, everything has limits!
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