26 February, 2007

did you see the oscars?

a one-act play

f: did you see the oscars?
p no i slept through the entire thing. am feeling a bit under the weather
f: you were juiced weren't you
p: okay yes, it's true


earlier, talking about her upcoming nuptials...

p: the eyes. we are going to do eyes up big and my boobs. will be right out there in the dress. who cares about the lips (as an aside, p doesn't boast much in lip matter)
f: that's my girl. I HAVE NO DRESS
p: silence
f: or underwear for that matter
p: well, and that's different than at other times because...?
f: it's not
different
p: captain commando
f: to the rescue

2 comments:

Becky Flash said...

What's Maude wearing?

Scorpio said...

This reminds me of Africa...getting the up-and-downs made.

Discovering F had no underwear on.

Turning away so as not to watch the tailor attempting to fit the skirt with a straight face.