thoughts preying on my mind
1. why do the english have such bad teeth?
2. why are do some many trannies in Italy have breasts but keep their peckers intact?
discuss.
the questions of course are merely rhetorical. i know the answers.
18 December, 2007
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Ah. A Christmas Quiz. Just what we like.
1. We wish to hold on to our Elizabethan past. (Virgin Queen, not the boring one)
2. Versatility. Something for everyone. Best of both worlds.
So... this is what's preying on your mind? hmm...
OK, I'll give it a shot anyway.
1. I'm sure it has something to do with Eastenders.
2. Because married Italian men love to suck cock.
1. NHS.
2. What Michael said + they're never fully weaned.
Big smiles from the land of veneers.
winner of the golden nut award goes to miiiiichael for getting no. 2 right first. slapped monkeys all round.
however.. who is going to nail the english dental riddle?
1. They have to be known for something.
2. Twice as many chances to get lucky.
I have perfect teeth, actually.
Well, except for that chip on the front.
And those few fillings at the back, but they're barely noticeable.
And you should have seen me before the orthodontist got to work...
1. Because the only known dentist in the country lives on the Isles of Scilly, and only opens his studio twice a year: on 12 March and 30 October.
2. Because Italy's going through an economic recession and they can't afford getting the whole job done.
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