Fast Times

A Lisa, Lil' Pea, Rant

she does like to bang on but nothing makes me laugh as much as seeing the little one dig her teeth into one of her favourite/least favourite topics. Topic of the week: THE FRENCH and WHY she LOATHES THEM

"Look...don't even get me started on the French...or I'll be here all day
typing...it is in their dna to be several things:

1. smelly (misplaced concept about body orders, the heavy cheese diet,
the poor plumbing)
2. arrogant (misplaced concept on their contribution to world culture,
pride in a language which is a bastardization of Latin, misplaced
concept on the beauty of their country)
3. perverse (misplaced concept of sexuality expressed via debouched
exercises, hence the French love group sex, 3-somes, clandestine
affairs, busting up marriages, mistresses etc..)
4. stressed (misplaced concept on their own importance and the
importance of their individual tasks,all of this in a country with the
most red tape)
5. aggressive (see above point)
6. lazy (look at their work week and the amount of strikes they have)
7. racist (recent riots have revealed this hence I do not need to
explain)
8. xenophobic (see above point and also watch French news....it's all
about France, try to buy a bottle of Italian wine in France...good
luck!)
9. thieves (they steal culture, art, money, trust, hearts, you name it,
they take it, al la Jacques Chirac)
10. annoying (for all points above and plus their language which grates
on my nerves and their need to complain about EVERYTHING)"

f: oh shut up, woman!