love and death and school girls

Boris, desperate and suicidal, goes to Father Andre, "holiest of holies, aged and wise, you are the most wrinkled man in the entire country." only he can help him, you see and answer that eternal question: what is the secret to a long and happy life....

I have lived many years
and, after many trials and tribulations,
I have come to the conclusion
that the best thing is...

Yes?

..blonde, 12 -year-old girl

Father!

Two whenever possible



well, am with father andre in a manner of speaking. after many years, and after many bergmans and bunuels, i have come to the conclusion that the best thing is....

Teen crud
two whenever possible.

so here is an absolutely turdilicious one.


ahem...errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. buffy forever