MAUDE GETS HER FIRST PERIOD
she's a woman now.
ok fuk
so she's been humping my arm for the past two weeks (a woman with good taste naturally)
today, our hot, sweaty, hot and bothered mejicano comes back bare-chested (hot and sweaty, sorry to be ramming the point home) from a JOG and decides to spontaneously break out in sit-ups in the terrace (no doubt in a pool of maude piss). maude sprints and humps him sideways (clearly a woman with good taste). overdosing on several hormones, on-the-cusp of womanhood, our maudette decides to splatter drops of blood around the house. (brewsta refers this to me over the phone, while i'm sippin mojitos) oh dear. well, i guess this is it, then. 4 1/2 months later and am lumped with an over-sexed polymorphously perverse dog. oh well, like mother.......... (actually.......)
25 August, 2006
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she's only human tottie, oops no, not
well at least she didn't bleed on a train whilst being evacuated from a war.
huh? huh?
poor Nora..
well totty
there is now the lingering doubt that in fact the menstrual blood didn't in fact belong to someone else. ho hum..
grace?
Ah. Like it. A twist. Hmmmm
I cry over the loss of her innocence... ahem... any pics of the hot and sweaty mexican...?
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